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All that you are seeing is not real

This is quite important to remember. This site contains material that I have no doubt will offend some people all of the time and all people some of the time.

Before you take pen to paper, finger to keyboard or whatever your preferred means of correspondence, please remember the following important facts:

  • Once again, it’s not real
  • It’s satire, so the situations are not real
  • The people, though originally loosely based on actual people, are not real
  • Any reference to incidents, devices, tools, entertainment enhancers or otherwise is:
    • Not real (again)
    • Not intended as an endorsement
    • Not to be mistaken for a suggestion for experimentation
    • Probably not in line with anything that would even come close to a manufacturers warranty
  • Names have been changed to protect people. I would say the innocent, but they weren’t

I should also point out that the inception of this site was a simple office ‘incident’. That was rapidly embellished to an extreme level, mostly for my own amusement and I would like to think a few others found it similarly entertaining. It was recognised at the time as not intending to be disrespectful to anybody.

That intention rapidly fell away and is naught but a vague shadow of what was originally intended smothered by the bile and filth of the worst parts of the darkest regions of an idle mind.

It’s meant to be offensive, but not derogatory. The offence is the humour. If you’re going to be upset by (in no particular order) religious humour; sexual orientation humour; right wing humour; left wing humour; liberal humour; alcoholism humour; drug or other chemical induced humour; marriage humour; race humour; blasphemy; greek mythological humour; movie humour; disabled humour; life humour and so on and so on please do yourself a favour and don’t read any further. All humour is based on my own rather warped sense of amusement, and I already know that’s not for everyone.

You’re outrage, should you choose to vent it may be ignored unless I choose to incorporate it into a narrative at which point, to coin a great movie:

‘I will eviscerate you in fiction’

Brian Heigeland

I haven’t decided whether to turn on comments or not just yet. You have been warned, try to have some fun and lighten up.

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